Un marciano sentado en el ala de un vuelo de taca

Mexico 2011

Red indian

Viernes, verano ingles, 20:37 hrs, Restaurante mexicano, la conversacion ha puesto la situacion al borde, es ahora o nunca, tiro la ultima estocada...

A: so... did u invite me out because you want to fuck me? just say it!
Pantaleon: do you want me to fuck you?

A laughs...

A: no... you answer me... do u want to fuck me?
P: rough as you said you liked?

A vuelve a sonreir, su cara esta rojisima, parece un tomate, le doy un sorbo a mi margarita clasica, la sal y el limon hacen que me ardan los labios...

A: i love it rough... are you going to be rough?
P: it's very probably that you won't be able to walk for a couple of days...

A le da varios sorbos a su tequila...

A: well... it's my place then... let's go...

P: I just need to buy some... you know...
A: what? condoms?
P: yep
A: it's you lucky day... I'm having my period... you don't need them...
P: are you... having your period?
A: yes... I just told you... you can do a red indian...
P: a what?
A: a red indian... you know... what you are going to do...but with my period...
P: red indian? hehe never heard that expression before...
A: well... it's called red indian
P: you know what...I think we will have to put it off for another time...
A: why... what's wrong?
P: nothing is wrong... let's just say that... I don't enjoy it very much...you know...
A: what
P: I don't like to fuck a girl who is having her period... I've been there... tried it... didn't enjoy it...
A: oh!
P: it feels cold... and believe me blood is not a very good lubricant...
A: not... it's hot...
P: yep but after a while is goes cold...
A: oh!
P: and you are not expecting oral right?
A: not of course not...
P: I was joking...

A le da sorbitos a lo que queda de su tequila, yo iguanas. A esta roja de la cara, color ketchup...

P: another margarita clasica?
A: I think I need a double margarita... I feel so embarrased...
P: don't...I guess... we'll leave it for...when did you start your...
A: just today... it's quite heavy...
P: oh well in that case...can we have two more margaritas??? make one of them double...well make them both double please...wanna go to the cinema after this?
A: sure!

- Posteado usando BlóPres de mi aifon

Ay guey!

Piloto Ecuatoriano: listos?
Pasajero Colombiano: listo
Pasajero Mexicano: listo...... Ay guey!!!!

Leyes de los mercados o Queremos pastel

Las leyes de los mercados son muy parecidas a las leyes fisicas en el sentido que ocurren naturalmente.

Los mercados deben moverse solos, sin intervencion, ya que esta causando una puta disfuncion economica que ha crecido por la intervencion de los gobiernos.

Necesitamos un puto crash, al menos asi la mierda se va y lo bueno (ke seguro es muy poco) se queda.

una foto de mi blackberry ke no tiene nada que ver con el topic, pero pues se adiciona pa'rellenar y pa'que sea mas bonito visualmente.




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