Kweku Adoboli is a scapegoat, UBS, the Swiss National Bank and the UK government are behind this parody
1) UBS shares have been strugling and the bank was going to have losses, a rogue trader loosing $2B is a good justification for loses instead of profits
2) The Swiss National Bank was trying to weaken the swiss franc without sucess, a major swiss bank loosing $2B by a rogue trader will weaken the swiss franc
3) Cameron has an excellent opportunity to implement the recommendations made by Sir John Vickers and none will oppose a banking reform, a populist measure to gain voters.
A mi no me engañan los culeros.
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Red indian
Viernes, verano ingles, 20:37 hrs, Restaurante mexicano, la conversacion ha puesto la situacion al borde, es ahora o nunca, tiro la ultima estocada...
A: so... did u invite me out because you want to fuck me? just say it!
Pantaleon: do you want me to fuck you?
A laughs...
A: no... you answer me... do u want to fuck me?
P: rough as you said you liked?
A vuelve a sonreir, su cara esta rojisima, parece un tomate, le doy un sorbo a mi margarita clasica, la sal y el limon hacen que me ardan los labios...
A: i love it rough... are you going to be rough?
P: it's very probably that you won't be able to walk for a couple of days...
A le da varios sorbos a su tequila...
A: well... it's my place then... let's go...
P: I just need to buy some... you know...
A: what? condoms?
P: yep
A: it's you lucky day... I'm having my period... you don't need them...
P: are you... having your period?
A: yes... I just told you... you can do a red indian...
P: a what?
A: a red indian... you know... what you are going to do...but with my period...
P: red indian? hehe never heard that expression before...
A: well... it's called red indian
P: you know what...I think we will have to put it off for another time...
A: why... what's wrong?
P: nothing is wrong... let's just say that... I don't enjoy it very much...you know...
A: what
P: I don't like to fuck a girl who is having her period... I've been there... tried it... didn't enjoy it...
A: oh!
P: it feels cold... and believe me blood is not a very good lubricant...
A: not... it's hot...
P: yep but after a while is goes cold...
A: oh!
P: and you are not expecting oral right?
A: not of course not...
P: I was joking...
A le da sorbitos a lo que queda de su tequila, yo iguanas. A esta roja de la cara, color ketchup...
P: another margarita clasica?
A: I think I need a double margarita... I feel so embarrased...
P: don't...I guess... we'll leave it for...when did you start your...
A: just today... it's quite heavy...
P: oh well in that case...can we have two more margaritas??? make one of them double...well make them both double please...wanna go to the cinema after this?
A: sure!
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A: so... did u invite me out because you want to fuck me? just say it!
Pantaleon: do you want me to fuck you?
A laughs...
A: no... you answer me... do u want to fuck me?
P: rough as you said you liked?
A vuelve a sonreir, su cara esta rojisima, parece un tomate, le doy un sorbo a mi margarita clasica, la sal y el limon hacen que me ardan los labios...
A: i love it rough... are you going to be rough?
P: it's very probably that you won't be able to walk for a couple of days...
A le da varios sorbos a su tequila...
A: well... it's my place then... let's go...
P: I just need to buy some... you know...
A: what? condoms?
P: yep
A: it's you lucky day... I'm having my period... you don't need them...
P: are you... having your period?
A: yes... I just told you... you can do a red indian...
P: a what?
A: a red indian... you know... what you are going to do...but with my period...
P: red indian? hehe never heard that expression before...
A: well... it's called red indian
P: you know what...I think we will have to put it off for another time...
A: why... what's wrong?
P: nothing is wrong... let's just say that... I don't enjoy it very much...you know...
A: what
P: I don't like to fuck a girl who is having her period... I've been there... tried it... didn't enjoy it...
A: oh!
P: it feels cold... and believe me blood is not a very good lubricant...
A: not... it's hot...
P: yep but after a while is goes cold...
A: oh!
P: and you are not expecting oral right?
A: not of course not...
P: I was joking...
A le da sorbitos a lo que queda de su tequila, yo iguanas. A esta roja de la cara, color ketchup...
P: another margarita clasica?
A: I think I need a double margarita... I feel so embarrased...
P: don't...I guess... we'll leave it for...when did you start your...
A: just today... it's quite heavy...
P: oh well in that case...can we have two more margaritas??? make one of them double...well make them both double please...wanna go to the cinema after this?
A: sure!
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Saturday, August 06, 2011
Ay guey!
Piloto Ecuatoriano: listos?
Pasajero Colombiano: listo
Pasajero Mexicano: listo...... Ay guey!!!!
Pasajero Colombiano: listo
Pasajero Mexicano: listo...... Ay guey!!!!
Friday, August 05, 2011
Leyes de los mercados o Queremos pastel
Las leyes de los mercados son muy parecidas a las leyes fisicas en el sentido que ocurren naturalmente.
Los mercados deben moverse solos, sin intervencion, ya que esta causando una puta disfuncion economica que ha crecido por la intervencion de los gobiernos.
Necesitamos un puto crash, al menos asi la mierda se va y lo bueno (ke seguro es muy poco) se queda.
una foto de mi blackberry ke no tiene nada que ver con el topic, pero pues se adiciona pa'rellenar y pa'que sea mas bonito visualmente.
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Los mercados deben moverse solos, sin intervencion, ya que esta causando una puta disfuncion economica que ha crecido por la intervencion de los gobiernos.
Necesitamos un puto crash, al menos asi la mierda se va y lo bueno (ke seguro es muy poco) se queda.
una foto de mi blackberry ke no tiene nada que ver con el topic, pero pues se adiciona pa'rellenar y pa'que sea mas bonito visualmente.
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Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
poncho 8
best burritos in town (al menos los mejores del lado norte de St. Paul's Cathedral)
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Sunday, July 24, 2011
Wednesday, July 06, 2011
Momentos bizarros en un videoclú o pero mira nomas que tortas
mi videoclú local, pm, formado detrás de un individuo...el puto preguntanto por titulos de pelis que no hay hasta...
individuo (i): tienes el laberinto del fauno?
chambeador del videoclú (ch): mmm si... esa si la tenemos... la quiere?
i: si por favor
el chambeador del videoclú se va a la parte de atras, se oyen cajas que arrastran...regresa con un dividi enpolcado
ch: laberinto del fauno... si lo tebemos
i: perfecto
el ch teclea en la compu...
i: no es de terror? verdad?
al chambeador le saca de onda la pregunta del individuo
ch: mmm no..,,
i: no es muy fuerte?
ch: bueno hay una escena solamente que.,,
i: te pregunto porque mi hija tiene 16... y no quiero que vea nada fuerte
al lado la hija del individuo...veniase de jugar tenis seguramente, sonrojada de la cara, el chambeador y un servilleta la escaneamos de arriba a abajo...
el individuo sale con su hija y su raqueta...
me acerco al desk y le doy la peli que quiero rentar al individuo, se me queda viendo perplejamente rascandose la cabeza y me dice...
ch: 16???
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individuo (i): tienes el laberinto del fauno?
chambeador del videoclú (ch): mmm si... esa si la tenemos... la quiere?
i: si por favor
el chambeador del videoclú se va a la parte de atras, se oyen cajas que arrastran...regresa con un dividi enpolcado
ch: laberinto del fauno... si lo tebemos
i: perfecto
el ch teclea en la compu...
i: no es de terror? verdad?
al chambeador le saca de onda la pregunta del individuo
ch: mmm no..,,
i: no es muy fuerte?
ch: bueno hay una escena solamente que.,,
i: te pregunto porque mi hija tiene 16... y no quiero que vea nada fuerte
al lado la hija del individuo...veniase de jugar tenis seguramente, sonrojada de la cara, el chambeador y un servilleta la escaneamos de arriba a abajo...
el individuo sale con su hija y su raqueta...
me acerco al desk y le doy la peli que quiero rentar al individuo, se me queda viendo perplejamente rascandose la cabeza y me dice...
ch: 16???
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Monday, July 04, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
darse color
---hey all right... - fine Pantaleon thanks... guess what! - what - k asked me for lunch with u and her - oh yeah she told me so... by the way it was quite funny - what? - well she asked me if i was going to have lunch with u and i said that maybe and then she said that she would join us because she couldnt believe that i would go alone with u - what? ha-ha - hehe i know... she said that i was too shy to go out with u - what?? shy??? you??? please!!! - i know - if she knew hehe - haha i know - u shy? please.., i will ask her to give u something from anna summers for ur birthday hehe... shy... no way.., - u think she knows? - what!!! knows our... mmmm.,, dont think so ... she knows we chat... thats all - oh well so i will ask her when she want to join us for lunch - ok thats fine with me - cool.., so i will c u later - sure - by the way... love ur hair today ---
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Monday, June 20, 2011
Conversaciones con Anna - Lunes pm
18:30 hrs... piso 37... en los elevadores...
--- hey - hey all right? - all right and u? -all good how's your new neighbour? - mnm doesn't talk too much... he doesn't like us... - i think that he is shy - u reckon? - yeah iam sure - it's a shame u r not there any more... i miss u - oh yeah i miss u too... almost cried the day i moved to the new desk - i dont know if its me but u dont sound very convincing hehe - seriuosly hehe -anyway hows the move? still living between boxes? - oh dont tell me about it... it has been very stressful... and yeah ive got a couple of boxes to sort out... - getting used to it? - well... its too big now... there are rooms we dont use - hehe i guess... but at least u have a garden - yep i guess...
en la calle... algun lugar de la city.., empieza a chispear....
- any holidays? - not really... i was in mexico in february, we just moved and i have to revise... what about u? -oh yes spain- again? - i like it very much hehe -when r u going? - this weekend - cool - whereabouts in spain? -marbella have u been there? - close... in a place called estepona... but marbella is nice and posh... well we go to puerto vanuz!! -puerto vanuz? i though u were the kind of girl who normally targets the uppermarket destinations - hehe well yeah i do but i go with a couple of girls from work - really!! thats cool ... that is going to be wild then- hehe probably! ---
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--- hey - hey all right? - all right and u? -all good how's your new neighbour? - mnm doesn't talk too much... he doesn't like us... - i think that he is shy - u reckon? - yeah iam sure - it's a shame u r not there any more... i miss u - oh yeah i miss u too... almost cried the day i moved to the new desk - i dont know if its me but u dont sound very convincing hehe - seriuosly hehe -anyway hows the move? still living between boxes? - oh dont tell me about it... it has been very stressful... and yeah ive got a couple of boxes to sort out... - getting used to it? - well... its too big now... there are rooms we dont use - hehe i guess... but at least u have a garden - yep i guess...
en la calle... algun lugar de la city.., empieza a chispear....
- any holidays? - not really... i was in mexico in february, we just moved and i have to revise... what about u? -oh yes spain- again? - i like it very much hehe -when r u going? - this weekend - cool - whereabouts in spain? -marbella have u been there? - close... in a place called estepona... but marbella is nice and posh... well we go to puerto vanuz!! -puerto vanuz? i though u were the kind of girl who normally targets the uppermarket destinations - hehe well yeah i do but i go with a couple of girls from work - really!! thats cool ... that is going to be wild then- hehe probably! ---
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Saturday, June 18, 2011
Verano
La polaca me la cantó al chile. Dice que le gusta el rough sex, que la nalguen y que la agarren de la cabeza cuando le dan de perrito. Su talla es 34E. Quiere que me la parche.
Fui al concierto de Molotov en el clapham grand. Estuvo muy chido. Muy raro cuando cruzo al sur de rio. Suena chingon la de frijolero en extranjia.
Sigo en chinga. Estoy hipermadreado y ni siquiera han empezado los putazos.
Ya me cansa viajar. Es la puta edad
Piloto de Iberia en Londres. Día nublado y frio: Buenos dias senoras y senores pasajeros, les habla el comandante Benitez, estamos listos para partir solo esperamos permiso de la torre de control, estaremos volando a una altitud de 30 mil pies y nuestro tiempo estimado de vuelo es aproximadamente 2 horas, el clima en madrid.., bueno mucho mejor que aqui!!!
Me he vuelto fan de Byron's. Lo que significa que estoy listo para vivir en Gringolandia.
El clima es una mierda, pero al menos es verano ... verano inglés!
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Fui al concierto de Molotov en el clapham grand. Estuvo muy chido. Muy raro cuando cruzo al sur de rio. Suena chingon la de frijolero en extranjia.
Sigo en chinga. Estoy hipermadreado y ni siquiera han empezado los putazos.
Ya me cansa viajar. Es la puta edad
Piloto de Iberia en Londres. Día nublado y frio: Buenos dias senoras y senores pasajeros, les habla el comandante Benitez, estamos listos para partir solo esperamos permiso de la torre de control, estaremos volando a una altitud de 30 mil pies y nuestro tiempo estimado de vuelo es aproximadamente 2 horas, el clima en madrid.., bueno mucho mejor que aqui!!!
Me he vuelto fan de Byron's. Lo que significa que estoy listo para vivir en Gringolandia.
El clima es una mierda, pero al menos es verano ... verano inglés!
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011
tips de inversion del día de hoy
si a usté le sobra el varo y se encuentra en un lugar donde la figura sea importante i.e. soulless and materialistic society... abra un changarro de este tipo. es una mina de oro. un consejo de pantoja gech fons
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Thursday, June 09, 2011
tanto calor si se puede aguantar
Guayaquil desde el hilton colon
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Saturday, May 21, 2011
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